im so ugly the weather is hotter than me

qanaya: heYyyY UhH your bday hasnt passed yet rIGHT IF IT HAS IM SO SOSOOSSOO SORRY UHM!!!! WHAT SHOULD I DRAW U MAYBE A KAWAII KPOP STAR BUT WHo also helo yes how r u

gETON SKYPE WE CAN DISCUSS OUR MARRIAGE THERE

Mercury, Venus, and Saturn align with the Pyramids of Giza for the first time in 2,737 years on December 3, 2012
smilingeridan: i cant draw the thing

zeldabuddy:

travelingmadness:

proof-reads ask about 5,000 times before sending

proof-reads school essay about 0 times before sending

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

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ah yes the man who’s stolen the hearts of many

Kris is masculine. Wu Man.
Kris is determined. Wu Can.
Kris is in a race. Wu Ran.
Kris is cooking. Wu Pan.
Kris is in the sun. Wu Tan.
Kris is driving. Wu Van.
Kris is fake. Wu Sham.
Kris is sick. Wu Wan.
Kris is hot. Wu Fan.
mumblingsage: evilgh0st: childhoodphobia: Well thats scary as fuck omg To follow you I’ll not consent/Until I know which way you went

sweeneytad:

*dentist slaughters family in front of you*

they’re bleeding because you don’t floss

brandisbigbootybitches:

im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play

ur so annoying[gets down on one knee]ly cute

*looks in a mirror* haha at least im hotter than u

some days it’s “congrats on the face aha” to myself but other days it’s “why do u even have one buddy”